Max´s Magic Fortress

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revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

boxofmiracles:

I spy a progenitus

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dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
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dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

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dirktier:

THANK YOU FOR THE 413 FOLLOWERS!!
Here, have a Dirk Strider cosplay giveaway!

One winner will get:
1) A hot Dirk Strider shirt, god damn
2) A Magnum wig from Arda in Ash Blonde (UNSTYLED- because I don’t think that would survive shipping. This is also the wig I use!)
3) A sweet ass pair of coolkid shades
4) Fingerless gloves that are cool or something (?????)

- Don’t have to follow me, but it’s appreciated.
- Likes count.
- MAX REBLOG OF 5 TIMES.
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International Shipping is a-ok. 

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eridong-asspora:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No just FUCKING no, why, why would some dumbfuck even do this, just no man.

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

lazdo:

watch this sailor katara !!!!!!!

AMANDA I’M PEEING